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The 23 Share Psalm
The media is my shepherd; I shall not think. They maketh me to lie down on soft sofas; They leadeth me to gulp bottled water. They anesthetizeth my soul; They leadeth me to the outrage of self-righteousness for their own sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of a Presidential election, I will fear no Republican, for Thou art with me; Thy anchor and Thy news break they comfort me. Thou preparest a poll before me and present me the latest crisis; thou anointest my brain with pundits; my VHS runneth over. Surely Geraldo and Madonna shall hound me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the media for as long as I can afford my cable bill.
Lord help us all in this coming campaign year.
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2004
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