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If a Republican Speaks in the Forest

. . . And there is no Democrat around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Ours is definitely a "Married with Children" political household -- what with hate-mongering, sexist Bundiites on the right, and the "not enough" nagging Peg Wankers on the left, which leaves only two options for those of us seeking some measure of government sanity.

And since a wise man once observed that he had never seen a monk make wild passionate love with teenage girls, that leaves only political bachelorhood for us.

Sorry Hillary.


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